Yo my birthday is April 29th. I’m Taurus, I own maybe three pairs or shoes lol. I can do a few other accents and yeah I’m afraid of the dark ouo
cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
For the future of black children!
Saturday, October 11th
This is terrifying.
this is so fucking disgusting smh
My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life
VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!
if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it
this dude posted a video of a woman who came up and started twerking and spraying him with a watergun while he was doing his aggressive anti-abortion harassment outside a clinic. how is this not everywhere on tumblr, she is the greatest person i have ever seen. the fact he posted it calling her an evil demon/racist murderer is tremendously lacking in self-awareness. but note he had to disable the votes/comments.
asking him where the pro-lifers were when black young people are gunned down. he has no real answer! the verbal abuse he sends toward her is genuinely harrowing, though, fair warning.
where is she? what is her name? how do i tell her how amazing and brave i think she is?
ETA: the original where he titled it claiming that she was an “evil demon” was pulled, this new version is courtesy of the benevolent peeingonthethingsyoulove who is most excellent
dude…this lady is my hero. harassing women at abortion clinics is so fucked up, no matter how you feel about it.
i like to call this AU whew tSUKIYAMA CAN FUCKING CONTROL HIMSELF and they have more nice dates (▰˘◡˘▰)
when people ask me “You’re pan but you don’t like sex?” I reply with
"I don’t care what’s in your pants cause I aint gonna get in ‘em"
So yeah, it’s hilarious to confuse them sometimes.
IM GGOINF TO FUCKGINS HI T MYSELF I LOVE THIS
hussie is doing it
he is role playing with the fandom
it’s fucking beautifulyo it isn’t hussie it’s a parody account made bydropthatdirkydirk
my cover has been blown abort abORT ABORT
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*